dankmemeuniversity:

leftside1312:

Roger Waters concert in Poland.

uncle-cucky:

Ya can’t go around licking a man’s stamps like that! How will he deliver the mail or dress his snails!

humming-fly:

it’s like when you’re a little kid and you scrape your knee and your older sibling says you have to amputate it to freak you out only they actually mean it

Bonus:

could be worse. they could try to cut off his arm AND leg

petr1kov:

finn’s design on adventure time drives me insane because his little white bear hat just changes the whole thing up. for most of the show we see finn with his hat on and he looks like a fittingly weird magical kid for the bizarre world he inhabits and that kind of makes me disassociate with the fact that he is, in fact, supposed to be a human boy, but the minute he removes his hat he genuinely looks like the stylized kid he is supposed to be and it gives me whiplash. basically

funky little guy unspecified in nature from a wacky land

human boy. an absolute lad. possesses a neck

thatneoncrisis:

A loving wife and mother

barcleezy:

botanyshitposts:

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

writing-prompt-s:

every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell logo starts flipping its shit when you wake up next to the love of your life. you feel betrayed.

otohimeheart:

why are all prompts from those shitty writing prompt blogs always the same. its always some shit like “every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell logo starts flipping its shit when you wake up next to the love of your life. you feel betrayed.”

imlizy:

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none