viostormcaller:

squeeful:

thebiscuiteternal:

incorrect-ironstrange:

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.

‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter)

a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas)

a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)

Lets please put the crack back in crackship

The only mainstream crackship left in the world is Johnny bravo and samurai jack

onegianthand:

Clown

game-girler-blog:

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

chavisory:

tygermama:

Bless you, Sue

yamitamiko:

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

achillesvevo:

The most egregious iteration of this I’ve ever heard was from a friend, who was in her doctor’s office waiting room, and when the nurse called her name, she started to get up, but then another, older woman did.

And she kind of thought “Oh, weird,” but she does have a relatively common first name so she didn’t think that much about it.

A few minutes later the nurse reappears and exasperatedly calls my friend’s name again.

The other woman had decided to try to pretend to be her in order to get in to see the doctor faster.

adurot:

elbdot:

She Ra rEALLY had to pull me in there with my favorite ship dynamic of big menacing but rEDEEMABLE VILLAIN meets smaller intelligent girl who doesn’t take any shit from him and offers him the pOWER OF FRIENDSHIP GODDAMNIT

THEY REALLY DID THAT
I AM SO GODDAMN PREDICTABLE WITH MY SHIPS

Quite a few of her ideas of fun have almost killed people, so this is indeed very accurate as well.

engloid:

x2die:

armorgaa:

silver-tongues-blog:

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

same energy

holy trinity

thequantumqueer:

ithotyouknew2:

smaug-official:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thedosian-cabbage:

kurosmind:

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me. 
The jaw line. 
Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding:

this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY????? 
Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

It’s called contour sweetie

johnnyslittleanimalblog:

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

sabertoothwalrus:

mass-destruction:

HEAH

I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

crunchbuttsteak:

spiroandthelacktones:

moxperidot:

shehassomuchsoul:

oh-so-negro:

theeforvendetta:

pcesomh:

trebled-negrita-princess:

nevermindreal:

A black man rides a bus restricted to whites only, in Durban. In an act of resistance to South Africa’s apartheid policies, riding a bus restricted to whites only, in Durban, South Africa 1986.

That bitch MAD AF 😂

How the fuck you going to have a “whites only” anything in Africa

Because colonizers are delusional mothafuckas

He look like he know he about to catch a beat down but fuck it cause this shit ain’t right.

1986

notice how they made the photo black and white to make it look old and try glossing over the fact that this was a single generation ago

The people in this photo are probably still alive and in the work force

apartheid ended in the 1990’s.

it ended within the same year that the lion king in the US.