Silver Tongue
bogleech:
“who else is ready to fuckin fight whoever captioned this
”

bogleech:

who else is ready to fuckin fight whoever captioned this

chara, are you okay? you look really scared

elcor-thespian:

bluelivesaintshit:

daydreamydyke-archive:

what people think gift giving as a love language means: *spending an excessive amount of money on materialistic gifts for people during the holidays*

what gift giving as a love language actually means: “i picked up this cool rock that i found on the ground that reminded me of you” or “i bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale cause i thought you’d like it” or even “i’ve had this thing since childhood but i feel like it could be of some use to you or give you comfort so i want you to have it”

The point of a gift is to show that you know👏 a 👏person👏well👏!!!!

I have this love language and I have described it as being a magpie. I found this cool ceramic plate at goodwill I thought you would like. I heard you were looking for a new pen here try this one. Please accept my trinkets of devotion.

Do you want blue? I got blue

whats your opinion on stew?

spacemancharisma:

dr [redacted]: I don’t believe in nonbinary genders

dr [redacted]: except for that fucker I have no idea what they’ve got going on

spacemancharisma:

my psychology professor be like “I don’t believe in nonbinary genders” and five minutes later refers to me as he, then she, then just by my name because it’s become increasingly clear that neither of those are correct even though I am not out in this class

cherik-stuckyandclintasha:

tri-irt:

newaygo:

breadmutual:

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

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#this post > the entire mcu

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im havinfv a stroke

i thought it was about bRuce wAYNE and it sent me

fullmetalfisting:
“I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day
”

fullmetalfisting:

I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day

quinn-tessent1al:
“ gaycism:
“ consider-it-shipped:
“ biolizardboils:
“everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten
”
I am ready to re-join the classroom.
xNo
”
I hope Harold H is having a good day
”
My behavior caused other...

quinn-tessent1al:

gaycism:

consider-it-shipped:

biolizardboils:

everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten

I am ready to re-join the classroom.

xNo

I hope Harold H is having a good day

My behavior caused other students and teachers to feel:

Freak out