kitsnicketts:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

spencers inexplicable pyrokenesis was one of my favourite running gags of the show

ayalaatreides:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

shmegel:

Each orca is over 6.5 feet long, Americans.

b-atiful:

While 100% a species of dolphin i want to point out those are ORCAS. if anyone got confused for a second like i did. Those are fucking orcas. Holy shit that is a giant fucking whale.

acetheticallynice:

If you really wanna get a sense of just how fucking big blue whales really are, then consider the fact that the dolphins swimming in front of this whale are over two metres long

guys, just, no. these are likely pacific whitesided dolphins, a criminally adorable cetacean found in the North Pacific that does indeed average at around 2.3-2.5 meters long.

now THIS is an orca, pictured here in the act of headbutt-murdering a common dolphin right into fucking oblivion. (common dolphins are about the same size as the pacific whitesided dolphin, for scale.)

that’s right, orcas max out at an astonishing 25 feet long, or well over 7 meters. that’s almost a quarter as long as that blue whale, and is just generally way too fucking big to deal with today when you remember that we’re talking about an apex predator the size of a minibus. they’re simply too big to be mistaken for anything else in the ocean!

orcas eat a wide variety of foods depending on their location, from herring to that really unfortunate common dolphin up there (rip.) if I really wanted to give the lowdown on them I’d be here all day, but I’ll tell you that orcas are also the only known predator to hunt and kill blue whales. so lets just be glad it’s only the dolphins in that first pic!

also here’s a cheerful reminder that the evolutionary rise of the Orca mysteriously coincided perfectly with the decline and extinction of Megalodon! 

coincidence, I’m sure. have a good night, everybody!

The Orca arriving in the world’s oceans, seeing the Megalodon: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

yoshikagesisland:

arutairu:

The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell

this is ice level erasure

wellfine:

my pal madiecookie on Twitter let me steal this absolutely cursed concept to bring you My Meowther, My Meowther and Me(owth)

theproblematicblogger:

feminists-against-feminism:

dreamy-hates-everything:

feminists-against-feminism:

unstumpabledeplorable:

berqamot:

theproblematicblogger:

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

askfallenroyalty:

toesucker:

toesucker:

rose—child:

toesucker:

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

freakxwannaxbe:

galra-imperial-family:

Everyone is suffering

Everyone 

Well, except for Double Trouble, they are having the time of their life

Double Trouble in basically every episode: I came here to attack people and I am honestly having such a good time right now

askfallenroyalty:

politijohn:

Don’t tell me we can’t afford tuition free college

Don’t tell me we can’t afford Medicare for All

Don’t tell me we can’t cancel all student debt

Don’t tell me we can’t cancel all medical debt

Don’t tell me we can’t afford a Green New Deal

Don’t tell me we can’t afford universal Pre-K

Don’t tell me we can’t afford a $15/hr min. wage

Tax corporations/the rich and you better believe we can afford all these programs and more