eyesprawl:

griffin mcelroy voice: welcome to my fun comedy show for jokes :) in this episode, listen as a man begs one of his closest friends to kill him so he doesn’t forget his missing wife’s face

historicthrenody:

WHEN I SAW THIS POST I KNEW I HAD TO DRAW THIS

amelie-fluous:

rhovinthorne:

This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

The purest content

his stuff is amazing

roxdaa:

lolpacitha:

thrown-out-pasta:

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

katatles-the-fish:

what-even-is-thiss:

prinxietys:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

curiousobsession101:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

Normally these generators give me stupid boring shit that’s just very NO but

Thank you this is now the only generator I will use ever.

glad to be of service >:3c

Me: This isn’t gonna work

Me: *gets results*

Me:

Stop being so on the nose.

….

…I mean. True.

Sorry guys i now identify as

big tiddie ??? Person

Hhhhh tru

Accurate

You know what, thats valid

millenary-kid:

mniarosy:

moonstone-reblogs:

Saw a weirdly purple window and I had to meme it

spidey-pal:

perpetualmaelstrom:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

Dont forget that kids know exactly which things to talk about that hurt you most
“really, hockey mask and chainsaw? real original, did your moms sever head dress you?”

theyoungidea:

mediamattersforamerica:

Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t)

also!!! just because i don’t understand something well enough to explain it in sparkling detail doesn’t mean it isn’t real!!! THATS WHY THEY INVENTED SCIENTISTS

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theawkwardchimera:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

braybray-craycray:

not-a-bot-i-swear:

teathattast:

coolcatgroup:

admiralrainbow:

you know what this is

yES

YES

This is like watching an old friend leave the train station for the last time and saying good bye. It’s so saddening but,at least we had some good memories.

@snowyfeline @on-taras-mind

maxximoffed:

lordmogatron:

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.