hustlerose:

the-amazing-megagirl:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

if ur running a game for a bunch of theater kids who want to roll to seduce every monster and npc: 

• if they successfully seduce an npc, have them say “meet me tonight.” they will definitely forget to do this. 
• if they remember the meeting, have the npc drop their disguise. the pc is now alone and unarmored in a dark room with a demon. roll initiative.

STOP SAYING YOU WOULD TRY TO FUCK THE DEMON STOP BEING HORNY WHEN YOU PLAY DND 

BE MORE HORNY IN DND FUCK THE DEMONS

do you people actually play tabletop games with your friends and loved ones or are you just horny

amishfighterpilot:

ofschlagenheim:

ohhhhhhhjhggghhh nooooo how could they DO this the BASTARDS

instagram influencers: killing likes will destroy us

everyone else:

samkingsketches:

Someone give this woman a break….

Bonus:

36epm:

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

yahenni:

transgirlcelestialudenberg:

tyrantisterror:

Oh fuck I can’t get the song where the anime girls explain how to make shitty beef stroganoff out of my head

moringmark:

imdeletingthisblog5-deactivated:

imdeletingthisblog5-deactivated:

Peak character design: bastard ass clown

Feel free to add any more bastard ass clowns to this post.

Hey so op here, i forgot some clowns that im surprised nobody added.

priceofliberty:

faezas:

michaelblick-deactivated-deacti:

Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying

this is why I have back problems,,,, from carrying every conversation

this is just online dating

pichikui:

you can stop this

strifestriders:

Theseus Ship Gang