xxtc-96xx:

hoshi9zoe:

alexaloraetheris:

what-even-is-thiss:

employee210:

Another day in the Office

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

@xxtc-96xx this dynamic reminds me so much of Scarfy and New xD

Ah yeah, first the hole now the chair XD

weaselle:

evilwizard:

tartrazeen:

evilwizard:

it’s a tie between Greater Colonoscopy and Instantaneous Gnome Attack

i’ve gotta tell ya, i don’t like the implications of that

imagine how the gnome feels

mlarayoukai:

Leaving out candy for my followers. Take two only!

*takes 3*

spazzeon:

clefairydance:

every time someone says the word “spoopy” in pokémon episode 170 - A Better Pill to Swallow

SPOOPY

micro-usb:

brw:

“you can’t make an m/f relationship enemies to lovers bc it’s always toxic and abusive” DO MEGAMIND AND ROXANNE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?????

romanroygirlie:

powerfulwizard:

justincriesalot:

jackmeatington:

powerfulwizard:

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

carnivalseb:

parliamentrook:

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

this mf just taking joyrides with Charon for fun

angelsaxis:

this is insane

lisanamjoon:

someone on tiktok mentioned they’re 24 and they’ve yet to be intimate with anyone romantically and someone commented and said that’s an awful situation to be in… like they were deadass serious lol y’all have got to stop shaming people for not having had the same experiences as you at a certain age. and that goes for everything in life. we all have different timelines. be respectful and understanding of that. and speak to people with love. help them if they don’t understand something that may come simple to you. answer their questions without making them feel less than. kindness goes such a long way.

the expectation of needing intimacy by the time of adulthood and subsequent shaming for not having it is what leads to incels existing