otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Demons need to sin. 

Unlike humans, a demon’s celestial origin as a fallen angel gradually absolves their bodies of sin, restoring their divinity - and the heavenly chains that bound them. 

Demons live to lie, and lie to live.

demon: [growing a halo because they didn’t sin for a month]
demon: fuck god
halo: [shrinks and falls to the ground like a coin]

joroj:

derekstronk:

out-of-context-batfam:

Batman (2016) Annual #2

The penis gone lol

lol

fandomsandfeminism:

pancakes-and-justice:

librius:

razzleberryjam:

“Cringe culture is dead”

*male leaves his home in something cringe*

“Bully him”

apollosbuttcheeks:

Bully him

ore-imouto:

this isnt cringe culture, this is “implied porn of a children’s show in public”

Cringe culture (that’s dead): making fun of people for liking anime or cartoons or whatever and talking about it a lot.

Stuff that’s still not ok: Exposing children to implied porn of their favorite characters.

Totally OK: men enjoying My Little Pony, buying My Little Pony merch, wearing a normal My Little Pony shirt.

Not OK: Grown Ass Adults wandering around with god damn cartoon porno screen printed on their clothes.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control 

cloudbeam:

podencos:

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

lizardkingeliot:

undeadz:

*sees a straight wedding* awh that’s so cute haha bffs!!! can’t wait to get married at the same time as my bestie 😊💞 but like,,, where’s his husband? where’s her wife?

seetroublecoming:

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

Fun fact: This cup uses an “S-trap” which functions very similarly to the way a modern toilet flushes. The S-trap of the modern toilet was not invented until 1775, which was 2275 years after Pythagoras died.  Humans used this idea to embarrass people at parties for more than two millennia before realizing it could also be used to better pipe shit out of their houses.