Silver Tongue

everything-withered:

writing-prompt-s:

The heroes nearly won with the “Friendship is power” trope, but lost because the villains did that trope but better.

When “friendship is power” is good, but the villains’ “found family” levels were too high.

theonion:
“Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East
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weeniebagel:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

pochowek:

powerfrog:

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

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Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

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My poruchamy chętnie….

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now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

h0tsinglegh0stsiny0urarea:

badjokesbyjeff:

A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.

They walk up to God and ask to be married.

God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.

A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce.

God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”

JEFF WE’VE TALKED ABOUT UR URL

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person. 

itsthedreamon:

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New Sonic trailer dropped and,

chefpyro:

apple-a-la-mode:

apple-a-la-mode:

UNDERTALE WHAT

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https://twitter.com/undertalelive/status/1194374773691817985?s=19

Toby Fox is really living his best god damned life right now