Silver Tongue

radical-lizardo:

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♎✨♎

only-fragments:

everythingfromglass:

I made a meme.

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This is the content I’m here for

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

favourite movies:

  1. spider-verse
  2. ratatouille
  3. can’t think of a third right now
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feels lame to mention a second pixar one but incredibles

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oh absolutely

Princess and the Frog?

everything-withered:

writing-prompt-s:

The heroes nearly won with the “Friendship is power” trope, but lost because the villains did that trope but better.

When “friendship is power” is good, but the villains’ “found family” levels were too high.

spntalia:

*runs in out of breath and panting heavily*

HOT TOPIC SELLS TRIPP PANTS AGAIN

AND I DONT MEAN DECORATIVE SKINNY JEANS I MEAN FULL ON WIDE LEG RAVE PANTS WITH CHAINS AND SHIT

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R WE GETTING ALTERNATIVE HOT TOPIC BACK???

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
“ we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
“ we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
“Huh?
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Oh.
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Oh no.
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peter-pans-booty-shorts:

pizzaalle:

asoulgonesince2002:

jungle-plastic:

kurumawer:

xdvisyrx:

ask-bot:

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

twentyoneorcas:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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Rule number one: if someone tells you to put something in the microwave and it’s not food that normally goes in a microwave….DONT PUT IT IN THE MIRCOWAVE