Silver Tongue

ndiecity:

ndiecity:

I love catgirls as a concept I hate weebs for making it a horny thing. We as a society could have so much more material if we focused on the comedy aspect instead of making it a fetish

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You know that tension between you and your cat when they’re about to knock something off the table? Imagine that but it’s an anime girl. She’s your roommate or whatever. I don’t know

sexhaver:

this man living in 4019

wesley-crusher:
“ deepspacednine:
“ likeafieldmouse:
“ Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)
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The Screenshot (2014)
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The Reblog (2014)
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wesley-crusher:

deepspacednine:

likeafieldmouse:

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

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The Screenshot (2014)

The Reblog (2014)

bluelivesaintshit:

daydreamydyke-archive:

what people think gift giving as a love language means: *spending an excessive amount of money on materialistic gifts for people during the holidays*

what gift giving as a love language actually means: “i picked up this cool rock that i found on the ground that reminded me of you” or “i bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale cause i thought you’d like it” or even “i’ve had this thing since childhood but i feel like it could be of some use to you or give you comfort so i want you to have it”

The point of a gift is to show that you know👏 a 👏person👏well👏!!!!

bumbleshark:

spook-mutt:

bumbleshark:

once these nails dry……bitch..

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

residentevil2remake:

residentevil2remake:

no offense but. spongebob squarepants movie 2004

lgbt people are allowed to reblog this

stark-tony:

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

smallest-feeblest-boggart:
“ your-local-emo-goblin:
“ overheardinwod:
“ persolem:
“ okapiandpaste:
“ dangerbooze:
“ sailorofships:
“ fuckyeahwomenprotesting:
“ azzandra:
“ rookstheravens:
“ solluxismsnowaifu:
“ natashi-san:
“ reallifescomedyrelief:
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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

your-local-emo-goblin:

overheardinwod:

persolem:

okapiandpaste:

dangerbooze:

sailorofships:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

azzandra:

rookstheravens:

solluxismsnowaifu:

natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

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Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

Improvise, adapt, overcome

More on Guerilla Grafters

it would be amazing if we could get similar groups in other cities. L.A. would be great for this

bulbasaur-propaganda:
“Well ain’t this true
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bulbasaur-propaganda:

Well ain’t this true

swarnpert:

me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*

the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset