sawkinator:

when will the government stop my sinful hands

tredlocity:

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When I saw this part of the Fallout 76 opening cutscene all I could think of was

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HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, THE SMITHS? PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN’T SEEM.

alexysgh:

DELTARUNE!

I’ve enjoyed so much the first chapter of this game!

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What if the reason Kris pulls out a knife at the end was because they were gonna go down stairs and get a slice of pie.

eltoraz:

bloodsbane:

yeah they’re just fuckin ready for pie my dudes!!

that red glint in their eye is because they KNOW toriel literally just told them not to eat the whole pie again

but that’s exactly the plan

They ripped their soul out to make room for pie

bigboyyoungman:

roachpatrol:

janecrockerofficial:

skeletonpope:

not-terezi-pyrope:

disneyhomestuck:

some of the reasons homestuck meets the requirements of a traditional epic!

homestuck is a finely crafted piece of literature that deserves serious discussion and recognition, and it bothers me when people won’t acknowledge that.

Homestuck is the most important piece of literature of the 21st century so far.

Fight me on that.

@janecrockerofficial

Ohhh, I absolutely love this!

I’ve compared Homestuck to Lost in the past, and I’ve oft seen Lost analyzed as a modern twist on the traditional epic. This just makes the comparison even more poignant!

Homestuck is such an incredible piece of literature. I wholeheartedly agree that it’s the most important piece in the 21st century so far. Absolutely.

I want to point out that the plot doesn’t just span civilizations, it spans both genre (space opera, urban fantasy, apocalyptic romp, let’s play, fable,) and medium (epistolary narrative, comic, webcomic, novel, video, videogame). It employs all the accumulated self-aware, self-critical traditions of the latter 20th century to launch into a uniquely self-aware 21st century narrative: it’s not a story that’s epic, it’s an epic about stories. 

The narrator struggles for control over the telling with his own metaphorical selves, he’s his own protagonist, deuderagonist, and antagonist— all with the acknowledgement that they’re only controlling the telling, that the story has always been what it is, that they’ve always been part of it, that they’ve always been inside it— and this is also a story that’s written, in significant chunks, by reader suggestion. Are we outside the story? Yes. Maybe. No. The audience is part of the theater, the bard is part of the crowd. 

What is Homestuck? By now, the question’s gone from joke to koan and it’s still a completely legitimate question. But if it isn’t an epic, it’s only because we haven’t invented the actual word for it yet.

This is lit

silver-tongues-blog:

I spent more time on this dumb joke than I’d like to admit

Evening reblog

futureimagineer843:

blue-lives-aint-shit:

redarcanacustom:

left-reminders:

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Read Debord.

Vox actually did a pretty nice article about it, and in case you were wondering what charities it is supposed to be benefiting

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https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/10/30/18043054/ben-jerrys-political-pecan-resist

Ben and Jerry’s isn’t making an empty advertising gesture. They company has supported Bernie Sanders, and made an ice cream flavor to raise awareness of global warming. They run progressive news stories on their websites and social media. They pay their workers a living wage. Even their brownies are sourced from a company that specializes in hiring people out of jail to help them get their lives back on track. They’re open supporters of socialism. I understand the idea of “no ethical consumption” but Ben and Jerry’s isn’t just adopting a political message for nothing.

happyeffect:

sirartwork:

sirartwork:

sirartwork:

Because I’ve lost control of my life

reblog for the blessed 100k

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benepla:

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

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he just fucking murders homer gay rights