Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.
finally, respect for existing infrastructure.
[Video description: a kitten circa 2 months old carefully picks her way through a model town, trying not to step on toy trees or buildings. Eventually she reaches a “road” and trots down it rather than continue her previous path through the neighborhood.]
Liara, after seeing a banshee for the first time: that used to be a person! an asari! WHAT HAVE THE REAPERS DONE?!
Shep, after fighting 3 games of humans that were experimented upon and turned into husks, abominations, scions, praetorians, AND BIG DAMN ASS HUMAN REAPER:
[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]
Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs
I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one
I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me
She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly
She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off
I said ma’am no stop
Those are his nipples
She said
There’s no way, he’s a boy
I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples
Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical
She said no way, he’s a boy I said
Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples
I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.
I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.
The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm
She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”
I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.
“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.
“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”
the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart
i know this is funny and all but please please please do research before you get a pet youve never actually had before. these are inconsequential circumstances with no real danger but this mindset of just getting a pet without knowing the most basic info about them IS dangerous.
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