Silver Tongue

teaboot:

marzipanandminutiae:

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

We’re recovering from the early 2000’s Whale Tail

somethingusefulfromflorida:

iamtypinglike98madmen:

obbets:

if-i-were-your-raven:

daily-rage-comics:

Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man

Holy shit really

This is the original meaning of “boys will be boys”

Boys will be singular boy

“Two kids in a trenchcoat” walked so that “two boys in a fat man” could run

dragon-in-a-fez:

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incredibly hot take on an old conspiracy theory here

i cant believe satan invented inflation porn

picopepin:

“*HA HA! LETS JUST FORGET THE RULES”

The law of attraction drew this, not me

katswenski:

My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

Wow, I haven’t posted one of these in a very long time.

pyrlspite:

pyrlspite:

vhs this cassettes floppies that so aesthetic where’s the laserdisc stans

“discs so stupid big you have to find a picture of one next to a human person to fully comprehend the size of these things“

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tumbleweed-of-panic:

zerogravitykitty:

star-anise:

theproblematicblogger:

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Canada doesn’t have any of this tough American “hope that pain goes away because you can’t afford to see a doctor again this year.” We’re having a positive FRENZY of preventive care!

In Canada I saw my doctor for strep throat BEFORE it turned into pneumonia.

I know people whose cancer got caught BEFORE it became inoperable!

Why, sometimes when we’re sick we don’t go in to work at all, and then all our coworkers miss out on getting what we have too!

Wtf is overuse of health care supposed to mean? Do they imagine people going to the doctor because everybody loves hanging out at doctor’s offices? Are they worried that people overuse the DMV too? Or that people are going to start spending their time at City Hall, applying for random permits?

Overuse of health care…you mean the normal monitoring of ones health to avoid future health issues….you know that thing you should do to maintain a good quality of life…but ya know can’t have the poor living too long 😒🙄

justkeeptrekkin:

absynthe–minded:

this is saved on my desktop with the title ‘Every D&D Campaign Ever’

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The lack of music is amazing

literally my players

mike-peace:
“ callipop:
“ no you dont understand the charmeleon is like level 20
”
What the.
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didnt the fish die?

mike-peace:

callipop:

no you dont understand the charmeleon is like level 20

What the.

didnt the fish die?