Silver Tongue

banishedquasiroyal:

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baby is purring so so loud

shes full of bees and love

turing-tested:

thinking about this interaction between dirk and jake 

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atma-starfish:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ dpdchxkenpachi:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ dpdchxkenpachi:
“ swan2swan:
“ skeletim:
“ precumming:
“ Wtf…
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holy SHIT
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Do not doubt a god.
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I don’t get it
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The original Twitch plays pokemon was a Twitch...

atma-starfish:

commandtower-solring-go:

dpdchxkenpachi:

commandtower-solring-go:

dpdchxkenpachi:

swan2swan:

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

Do not doubt a god.

I don’t get it

The original Twitch plays pokemon was a Twitch based event from a few years back where users of the Twitch Chat could submit button presses based on the layout of an old Game Boy to play Pokemon Red.

Eventually they did manage to beat the game. But along the way it had sparked a huge following and somehow developed it’s own lore based on the pokemon caught and the names they were given. However, at Mount Moon, Twitch decided to take the Helix Fossil, an item that could be used to acquire an Omanyte later in the game. 

Due to the nature of the system, a lot of the time the character just would walk around in circles for hours on end, and one thing that would happen constantly would be that they would open their item menu and try to ‘use’ the Helix Fossil. Since the item had no function, people adopted the idea that they were ‘consulting’ the Helix Fossil for advice, and that it was their lord and saviour.

What makes this Lady Helix so incredible is that, there was an incredibly small chance that they would get to Wonder Trade. And knowing wonder trade, the pokemon you’ll get in return is impossible to predetermine. So for not only them to get an Omanyte, is amazing. But the fact that that Omanyte references explicitly the events of he previous TPP, is nuts 

I knew that Twitch plays Pokémon was wild I had no idea that the lore ran this deep. Haha that’s amazing

Oh it gets way better. Due to the random arse nicknames the pokemon got, they adopted monikers to go with it. I’ll run through a couple

ABBBBBBBK( was the starter pokemon, Charmander and was nicknamed Abby. However was released.

JLVWNNOOOO was the player’s Ratata, nicknamed Jay Leno. It was released with Abby, following due to loyalty

aaabaaajss was the TPP Pidgeot, the strongest pkemon on the team, and was chosen by the Helix Fossile. It was nicknamed Bird Jesus. 

Eevee the false prophet, sent by the Dome Fossil. Evolved into Flareon and was released

AATTVVV was the team’s Venomoth, lovingly nicknamed the All Terrain Venomoth. One of the final party.

AA-j was the team’s Zapdos, caught with a masterball and was dubbed Battery Jesus. however, he was a false prophet. Only a short time after it’s capture on the 11th day were a great deal of pokemon were released. It did, however, make it to the end of the game.

AAAAAAAAAA or also known as The Fonz was also one of the last members in the party. A Nidoking that helped leave the team to victory.

I only saw a little bit of the actual stream, but I followed the whole thing. it was amazing. 

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i want to point out that All Terrain Venomoth was horrendously underleveled and managed to take down one of Lance’s Dragonites

Commissions

So its about time to update my commission info with my new art


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Flats:
Standard Price: $25
Extra Character: +$5 per character


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Shaded:
Standard Price: $35
Extra Character: +$10 per character


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Lineless:
Standard Price: $45
Extra Character: +$15 per extra character


Applicable to all:
Backgrounds: +$5
NSFW: +$5

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

apple TV and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy. streaming almost made an honest woman out of me… but it’s time to sin

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that’s cute…. *hikes skirt up a little higher* i’ll show you REAL piracy

chefpyro:

Forgot to suck the balls.

twitch.tv/chefpyro

bigbigtruck:

tripropellant:

crungus:

flslayer:

ebilflindas:

tapehook:

Emergency Broadcast Network came out with this in 1993, over 10 years before Youtube was founded. They’re the forebearers of Youtube poop. Still holds up too.

this was made 22 YEARS AGO.

holy shit

oldtube poop

this has the structure and most of the standard joke formats of a modern 2015 youtube poop i’m completely blown away

A lot of EBN videos were distributed on 3.5″ floppy disks at raves and music festivals. I still have some of them.

daviddrag:

bidonica:

kaijuno:

pitbullmabari:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

chaotic good

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

Direct Action

Just a funny thing that happened in my livestream today