Silver Tongue

the-macra:

brunhiddensmusings:

the-macra:

types of stard

  • mu
  • ba

this is oddly close to real

‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’

so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk

this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research

Are you fucking serious omg

dapper rubberhose chaos noodle :3
Anonymous

scraps-is-busy:

I don’t have any good images of Vaud, but I know who you’re talking about. 

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

He’s cute, but there needs to be more art of him.

i drew him just the other day >:V

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”

Robot: “I am already very funny.”

Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”

Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”

Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”

yesoksure:

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Feeling tired. 🙃

susannahsteiner:

loislane:

I think we all can identify the source of the robins’ sass

#this is not even an incorrect quote they literally said this to Bruce’s face it’s so savage

uncle-cucky:

🎰💤

Here’s to hoping I get in next round <3

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rosexknight:

Randomly got the urge to draw this dork again oops lol

katagawas:

i hate twitter