12-amu:

th4nkyoub3n:

12-amu:

*cracks ovaries open*

Hey who wants some forbidden caviar

I’m thinking about this post during class.

Think about it again!

textsfromsuperheroes:
“Texts From Superheroes
”

textsfromsuperheroes:

Texts From Superheroes

littlealiengirl:

celticpyro:

batter-sempai:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and


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I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

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Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

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Um

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Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

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This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

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tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

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JUMBA NO

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

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Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

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Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

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Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

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Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

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Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

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WHY

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Good boy. You get him Philip

JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.

This is all made more weird by the fact the numbers seem to have meaning.

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China is military series. (Also according to Jumba’s page on the wiki, his worst fear is his ex-wife. I wonder if that came before or after China’s creation.)

Let’s look at some pairs!

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He could have just had an experiment to make things that work. Instead he made one specifically to make things that don’t work and another one to fix those things.

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This seems normal but

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what is the opposite of controlling the weather?!

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wow

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why

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Why are there two of these? Well at least there’s this follow up

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jumba is like a college student who makes experiments to avoid doing classwork

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

they meet when jake is investigating a horse in a hospital

lulles:
“Damage
”

lulles:

Damage

smol-bean413:

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Hi, name is Pokéjesus, and these are my sons, Time, Space, and Jackass.

intronaught:
“ mk-ultra-armory:
“There is no longer a hostage situation.
”
Screw it just kill him too
”

intronaught:

mk-ultra-armory:

There is no longer a hostage situation.

Screw it just kill him too