reverseweeb:

play “Material Girl” by Madonna in your left ear and “Immaterial Girl” by SOPHIE in your right ear to hear a song called “Girl”

openbookbells:

AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.

zonerbonerz:

theheadcanonzone:

There’s a real duck that comes around Duck’s station sometimes and he made a mini version of his own hat that he puts on it whenever it shows up.

Duck, squatting low to the ground and waddling after an apathetic bird at 9:38 am: ‘cmere lil friend, Big Duck here is gonna make you look tight as hell

Imagine the lie he has to come up with when danimals found Lil duck

mythicfictionist:

the party when the dm says everything looks safe on a good perception roll

the party when the dm says everything looks safe on a bad perception roll

sockablock:

Universal experiences that prove why D&D is both the best and worst game ever:

“Make a stealth check.” “45.” “Your character just stops existing.”

“Now he’s gonna attack you, and—aw, fuck!” “Did you roll a nat—“ “I rolled a nat 1.”

“That’s 34 points of damage.” “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead—“

“I’m gonna cast [every AoE spell ever] on that guy.” “Hey! I’m standing right next to him!” “You’ve got a lot of HP, you’ll be fine.”

“I’m not sure you can do tha—“ “Nat 20.” “…you do that, I guess.”

“Wait, can I go ask [enemy NPC] for info?” “No, you killed him. He’s super-dead! His blood is everywhere, he’s not talking.”

“Make a persuasion check.” “Well I rolled a 2, but with my modifier it’s a 25.” “Nobody is allowed to play a bard next campaign.”

“You’re not proficient in that.” “Can I still try?” “…sure.”

“Come on guys, you almost had it.” “It’s been 45 minutes. Can you just tell us the answer?” “No. I believe in you. Now solve my puzzle.”

And, of course, the greatest one of all:

“…[heavy sigh]. Roll for seduction.”

adjectivebear:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Do not just assume that the Democrats are going to win…the only way we can GUARANTEE that the Democrats make gains in these midterms is for people to go out and vote

Whatever the polls say, get out there and vote democrat, whereever you are

Do not just assume that they’ll “Definitely win” and so it doesn’t matter if you go out and vote or not

Remember how many people didn’t vote in 2016 because Hillary was “definitely going to win?”

Vote.

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nuclearspaceheater:

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the-everything-man:

wokeapedia:

4chan boards like /ck/, /lit/, and shit are so funny because they take a culture that’s as abrasive and as edgy as possible and put it inside a traditionally calm normal hobby so you get language like “whoever doesn’t butter your yams go fuck yourself you filthy piece of shit”

The last time I was on /ck/ someone said he liked to put soy sauce on his spaghetti and the first reply told him he’d beat him to death if he ever said that again.

I haven’t been to /ck/ for ages and I’m glad I went back

noppokun:

Hamtaro episode 173 - Halloween! Big Transformation!

shieldfoss:

nuclearspaceheater:

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the-everything-man:

wokeapedia:

4chan boards like /ck/, /lit/, and shit are so funny because they take a culture that’s as abrasive and as edgy as possible and put it inside a traditionally calm normal hobby so you get language like “whoever doesn’t butter your yams go fuck yourself you filthy piece of shit”

The last time I was on /ck/ someone said he liked to put soy sauce on his spaghetti and the first reply told him he’d beat him to death if he ever said that again.

I haven’t been to /ck/ for ages and I’m glad I went back

prokopetz:

charlesoberonn:

Worldbuilding is fun.

This is literally why people write tabletop RPGs.