Silver Tongue

queen-of-hearts92:

princesszeldaz:

I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down

So if BOTW Zelda could speak to the other Zeldas it would boil down to:

BOTW Zelda: What should I do to resolve this?

Literally every other Zelda:

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graaaaceeliz:

badjokesbyjeff:

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One of them sees a tree in the distance that’s draped in bacon. “It’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” he says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.

It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

I let out a single loud ha

bagginshield:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

philosoverted:

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

deathcomes4u:

valkyah:

blitch-static:

cadenceofhyrule:

lesbianistictendencies:

goblesbian:

tallwife:

Two trucks getting divorced :(

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*Cybertronian War Ensues*

death-420:

shlongfongler:

death-420:

no one ever talks about how evil and ominous carol of the bells sounds?

I have a distinct memory from when i was a kid of listening to the trans-siberian orchestra version during the first snow of the year and just standing outside pretending to be a vampire so yeah it has that kind of energy

oh we all pretend to be vampires to that version

dynamax–grookey:

outofcontextbiodiagrams:

urhajos:

How Humans Would Look If We Had Various Animals’ Bone Structures - Gap filling illustrations by Satoshi Kawasaki

Wow what a great and yet horrifying way to illustrate comparative anatomy. I’m in awe. These are brilliant and extremely accurate and I kind of hate looking at them for too long. Look at that turtle one. That is exactly how a turtle skeleton is weird. I’ve seen illustrations like these before but never executed so well.

the very last one is me after a weekend alone

Everyone who is horrified by this is a coward who has never watched animal planet’s most extreme

nomenses:

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via Palm Beach County Tenants Union on Twitter

movisual:

My favorite thing about “Ok Boomer” is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won’t shut up and i think that’s beautiful