things you should know if it’s been a while since you interacted with homestuck
andrew hussie is not the sole creator of official homestuck content in 2019.
the comic’s “politics” circa 2011 do not neccesarily reflect the views of hussie in 2019, nor do they reflect the views of the new writing and art team either
viz media only owns the publishing rights. homestuck 2 has a patreon to support the team because viz media refused to fund it.
*this post is intended to be neutral statements and objective facts presented for the purpose of dispelling misinformation. how or what you feel about this information is up to you
honestly as homestucks, we did Rose Lalonde dirty by never reading her as the Gamer Girl she was. playing a game on launch day despite overwhelming evidence that it’s a Bad Idea? writing a game walkthrough and publishing it to the multiverse? pushing the limits of the game in almost every way?
if rose were 13 in the year of our lord 2018, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me she would not be a game youtuber.
ya but from how she fucked the game she clearly doesent just do letsplays or walkthroughs she would mainly be known for the “fuck the game up” style videos like monster factory or the half an a press
Sburb - Null Session Speedrun
24 hours (with scratch)
Green Sun+Jack Noir Glitch
100% Kernel Sprites
All Players God Tiers
She’s the game breaking queen.
Also tell me this doesn’t sound like the opening of a Monster Factory video
this detective pikachu stuff just made me realize that the clock is ticking on a live action undertale movie and it is absolutely going to look exactly like detective pikachu. all of the weirdly hairy cgi monsters. scarily realistic goat toriel. scarily realistic skeleton papyrus and sans. mettaton but with Transformers movie levels of moving parts and detail. it’s going to happen.
If you think I wouldn’t pay to see a hyperrealistic daffodil with a creepy face fight an 8 year old you’re wrong
When Photoshop flowey appears the movie stops and toby fox comes in and beats up everyone in the cinema.
Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.
Wow
Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.
It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.
However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.
TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra
The amount of elderly couples that come to my store who are always so mean and nasty to each other is crazy. I don’t expect people to be lovey-dovey all the time, but I mean they bicker, argue and talk to each other like they’re not even friends, like they’re just tolerating each other’s existence. All I think about when I interact with them is “my gosh I NEVER want my marriage to turn out like that”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
