asimovsideburns:

What if the reason that Taako says he “invents” surfing is because the two-sun planet didn’t have any moons (and by extension, no tides)?

Also, because they never really spend a lot of time in space, Lucretia never really processes just how big and far away moons really are. Faerun is so similar to home, somebody makes a joke about people living on the moon and she thinks “oh, it’s just like a floating city, okay.”

She asks Maureen to build her “one of those” and points at it and Maureen is just like “yeah, okay” and only three years later does Lucretia realize, “oh, this is fucking crazy”

She just assumed the technology to get to and from moons already existed here which is why they ended up with magic cannons, of all things

imagine lucrecia spending 4 whole journal pages talking about how cool it is that a celestial body orbits the realm and misspelling it “mune” because she doesnt know how to spell it

gudroo:

mintykiwi:

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

you unlock this meme when you beat tumblr on 50cc 100cc and 150cc

norskprince:

sdc-polnareff:

what the fuck is that

That’s eds cup you fool

Little cup for little man.

depressed–and–underdressed:

philosophy-and-coffee:

thecassinator:

ink7blot:

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

durbikins:

givemethefrenchfries:

Do I gotta say it

Happy Halloween, bitch! It a'int THAT hard to say.

everydaylouie:

cacturne are evil

scotchtapeofficial:

broke: install a second moon to make it even brighter at night

woke: quiet the fucking oceans the dolphins cant fuck like this. soundproof your fucking marine equipment 2019

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.