wolfnanaki:

Lotus and Aloe are the best at DDR.

@thedenofravenpuff

prismatic-bell:

You know, the news is really sheltering gentiles from the full horror of what happened this morning when they keep using the phrase “Brit Milah.” Yes, that’s what was happening in the synagogue this morning, but do you know what it is?

It’s a baby naming.

Every bit as important as a christening or first birthday.

That is what this shooter opened fire on. A baby naming with people praying for that baby’s health and happiness and future.

benjaminbadpennywho:

bando–grand-scamyon:

Netflix ain’t do shit

Kids these days don’t even know.

amalgarn:

amalgarn:

i remembered mettaton’s comment at the end of the true pacifist run about smoochin nd the first time i went through that convinced me that every single thing you did was live programming for the monsters 

and i love that a lot

there’s no such thing as privacy underground

cool that this old things finally getting some recognition seeing as its old as fuck and only now getting notes but i just wanna say 1 thing,

i went into the notes to try and research the source of this resurgence and when i narrowed it down to a specific blog, i looked at the time stamps, and,

this was seemingly in their queue for nearly a complete deadass year what the fuck

larvitarr:

i support u lazy gay pikachu (x)

awed-frog:

“Capitalism does not permit an even flow of economic resources. With this system, a small privileged few are rich beyond conscience, and almost all others are doomed to be poor at some level. That’s the way the system works. And since we know that the system will not change the rules, we are going to have to change the system.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

boatiechat:

frislander:

moghedien:

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians.

So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians. 

(It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

wodneswynn:

Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too

rinboz:

rinboz:

rinboz:

I gave birth to this beast and I hate everything about it

I am terrified

Since people start reblogging it out of the blue, I just want to say that I no longer hate him now. It took a year but he grew on me. He is my son, my baby boy, my creation. Cherish him.

thesanityclause:

blacksheepboybucky:

nerdgasrnz:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.