Silver Tongue

jdeko:

libraford:

After being told all our lives that minimum wage is for high schoolers trying to get work experience and not for adults with rent and bills, a restaurant near me is learning what it’s like to have a crew of only high school students.

They want to work less hours so they can participate in school activities (games, dances, college prep courses).

The boss says that if they dont pick up more hours, they are fired.

So they all left.

Now the restaurant is closed.

nature is healing

queersturbate:

mensrightsarehumanrights:

queersturbate:

mensrightsarehumanrights:

queersturbate:

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do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

THEY DONT HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES MY GOD! THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PENISES. Can’t I just enjoy Death Note posts without shit like THIS?!

do you think they use tampons or pads

STOP IT. They dont’t use either.

this is you right now

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L: do you use tampons or pads

light: thats a bit of a personal question but….

light internally: Dammit. If i say the wrong answer, he’ll know im kira

L internally: this is how i prove hes kira

ultimateotakugirl100:
“@odin-n-out WHEEEEEZE
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calidotgov:

average “film bro” doesnt even know the majesty of martin scorsese’s goncharov

loseremo:

zootycoon-archive:

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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aspieragus:

retroactivebakeries:

superorganism:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

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wolfythewitch:

wolfythewitch:

“death’s angel” “death’s champion” no no that’s death’s trophy husband

DEATH’S BABYGIRL

blackberry-s0da:

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Genetic mutations and different conditions on pokemon

penny-anna:

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do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it’s morally wrong to name yourself “arson” because it’s a crime?

anyway if you’re trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?

they were like “that’s a real crime that happens to real people!” like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, “hey, my name is arson, what’s yours?” and then the response they’d get us, “a‐arson…? 😰 like…. as in… setting property on fire….? that…. that happened to me once, i… i need to sit down..”

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stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!

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demilypyro:

loth-catgirl:

cat-collective:

demilypyro:

HRT is a hard topic to joke about cause I can go “I need it so bad, inject it directly into my veins” but like that’s not a joke, that’s just what you do

Demily are you injecting your hrt into your veins…? I’m on T, so I know it’s different for you but I do mine subq, do you really put it in your veins?

demily is clearly on that future hormones tech, not stuck in medieval times with the rest of us stabbing fat and or muscle

okay I admit I don’t fully understand how injections work

wait i thought you use the patch form of E