lizardcister:

deadbadmcrmemes:

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped

scotchtapeofficial:

amazing how he resisted the temptation to devour that sign long enough for this picture to be taken, given how much he loves the taste of cardboard

Obviously the cardboard was too spicy for him

aangmarble:

“Avatar: The Last Airbender” Recap Cartoon → Book One

lutecefields:

bassiter:

please laugh at my very funney joke

adurot:

Customer buying a mystery blind bag toy: I think it’s Predator.

Me, super experienced at feeling the Bags and knowing what’s inside: Nope, it’s Mila Jovovich. I’d grab a different one.

Customer, opening it anyway: Goddamnit! Do you take returns?

Me: Not once you open it.

lots-of-regret:

me, banging on the front door to Area 51: I know y’all have a St. Gasper del Bufalo in there! Don’t make me call the Pope

careens:

careens:

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog