Silver Tongue

thecomedyreliefcharacter:

rainbowbarnacle:

ginger-rage:

My Chemical Romance’s ‘Blood’, but with speed and pitch increased. I can’t stop laughing.

IM GONNA PISS

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

This is PERFECT

omg this is delightful

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*WAAAAILS*

OH MY GOD CHOKING

bulbasaur-propaganda:
“Choose wisely!
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bulbasaur-propaganda:

Choose wisely!

insane-tomato:

technicallyoneofakind:

insane-tomato:

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

chernonbyl:

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the prophecy was true

hachama:

ayellowbirds:

jewish-kulindadromeus:

hachama:

hachama:

Just so you know, as soon as Halloween is over, I’m kicking off Chanukah season. I don’t care if it’s almost 2 months away, if Karen in accounting has a tree on her desk I’m going to have a historically accurate model of the Second Temple on mine.

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IT CANNOT BE STOPPED

to buy that model kit or not to buy that model kit

I was in a Bed, Bath, & Beyond today, and they had these things:

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OMG- MITZVAH MOOSE

wooloolulu:

Kris, please, stop eating the evidence from the scene-oh no, they can’t hear me, they have their airpods in

AKA a shitpost that wouldn’t get out of my head until i drew it yesterday. Happy 1 year deltarune, even though i only got into the series like a week ago and I was actually meant to post it yesterday.

sonic-for-real-justice:

skee-ze-nerd:

This post was good, then i saw the url, and i fucking asceNDED

sonic-for-real-justice:

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no worries everyone, i only fucking NAILED it

um yeah, you ascended because of how sexy and strong i am for making this post

misgenderisms-deactivated202010:

misgenderisms-deactivated202010:

Gradients are so good like 😳 yes sir i would like to transition from brown to gold thanks for asking

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STOP

yourchunkiestmilk:
“not super accurate but it gets the idea across
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yourchunkiestmilk:

not super accurate but it gets the idea across