typinquirk:

the signs as monster factory quotes :-)

aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?

taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!

gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix

cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld

leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?

virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look

libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner

vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away

sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet

capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church

aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories

pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean

fuckassmcgee:

plasticgarbagecan:

God: let there be light

Moths:

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I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

iopele:

synthicyde:

karpad:

darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife

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nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

  • The googly eyes he puts on things
  • His cow jugs
  • The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
  • That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

I am confused yet intrigued

the-real-seebs:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ talesof4chan:
“Anon’s pet spider helps them realize life is worth living
”
maybe anon should be a veterinarian.
”
anon should absolutely be a vet
”

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

talesof4chan:

Anon’s pet spider helps them realize life is worth living

maybe anon should be a veterinarian.

anon should absolutely be a vet

bundyspooks:
“ Mary Jane Rathbun, Inventor of the Marijuana Brownie.
In the 1980s, Mary Jane was baking over 4,000 brownies a week for Californian AIDS patients after she realised it eased their suffering and depression. Despite multiple convictions,...

bundyspooks:

Mary Jane Rathbun, Inventor of the Marijuana Brownie.

In the 1980s, Mary Jane was baking over 4,000 brownies a week for Californian AIDS patients after she realised it eased their suffering and depression. Despite multiple convictions, she remained an active marijuana advocate until the day she died.

bellacullen:

So for my advanced editing class this semester we had to make a “montage edit” where we combine footage/media from 2-3 different sources to create a final product with a completely different intended meaning than the original.

So I made twilight Gay.

still a better love story than twilight

abluestitchintime:
“ I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon. Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_
Director at Disney Animation 。.:*•* 。....

abluestitchintime:

I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon.

Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_

Director at Disney Animation 。.:*•* 。. *•*:*。.:*•* Story Supervisor of Frozen & Big Hero 6* 。.:*•

Retweet/ https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_/status/1054825535400898560

bigbosscangotohell:

bigbosscangotohell:

its some shit when even skull face thinks you’re a blight on the world 

reminder that even the nastiest bitch in metal gear solid wont fuck with huey

huey is a fuck who deserves to be marooned on a raft in the middle of the ocean