why-is-it-always-autumn:

One thing I love about Lucretia Adventurezone is that she gives off this air of gravitas, she looks super put together, and then you actually pay attention to her track record and it’s like:

• All my friends told me this plan was dumb and wouldn’t work but I’m gonna try it anyway
• Tries to take notes during a bar fight
• This organization will only last until we’ve found all the Relics, which is why the bracers are impossible to remove
• Gives one of said irremovable bracers to a growing child.  Also offers said child a job.
• Tells everyone there are seven Grand Relics and they don’t have any of them yet, even though she’s literally carrying one of them and she could easily make people think there were only six
• Running a secret moon organization, shares secret information with only a select few, some of those few are Garfield the Deals Warlock and whoever runs the Chug’n’Squeeze
• Decides that the best way to hide her secret base is to disguise it as a fake moon.  Decides that the best method of transport is oversized cannon.

She’s a human disaster and I love her.

shes high int low wis

avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

hobgoblinhero:

zsnes:

grawly:

the future is here

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

amish simulator

askfallenroyalty:

coolxatu:

radmona:

pissvortex:

aint this how we got protestantism

INDULGENCES…

2!!!

Someone get me some paper, a hammer and nail, some ink and pen and a plane ticket to the Vatican. I got some grievances to nail on the popes door

askfallenroyalty:

minecraft:

some1beatyou:

minecraft:

They should let us use glass panes as crossbow ammo since on their own they just look like a rod of glass

Imagine minding your own business and suddenly getting shot with a 1 meter long rod of glass.

I’m all for it.

vibe check

hauntedseance:

I’m

⚪️ living in the moment

⚪️ stuck on the past

⚪️ paranoid about the future

🔘 longing for a gorgeous immortal being with a horrifying backstory to turn me into his eternal partner so I can abandon all responsibilities and live away from society as we know it

terminal-burrowing-deactivated2:

acidangelic:

How to make a seed bomb | The Wildlife Trusts

wildlifetrusts.org

nice golf course u got there… itd be shame if something were to happen to it…

If you were theoretically seedbombing your own private land that just so happened to be managed like a golf course, there are some things you would do well to keep in mind. Most plants require a minimum period of time to get established, which they’re unlikely to get–golf courses tend to mow so frequently and make such common use of broad-leaf herbicides that many plants would struggle to survive there. It’s a deeply hostile environment for new life.

However, if you’re on the east coast and happen to have witch grass on your beaches or in your garden, or know a patch of goosegrass, those are both common weeds of golf courses that show significant herbicide resistances and are nearly impossible to eradicate. The former spreads rhizomatically, so those thick white root-like structures could be stuck in the ground, while seeds from the latter would work well for more traditional seedbombing techniques.

Do keep in mind the same qualities that make them so good at invading golf courses also make them capable of overwhelming native grasslands and meadows–look to see if they present any danger to local ecosystems before spreading them.

kaijuno: