athetos:

I had this dream where everyone knew who they were in their past lives and it caused so much drama and uproar. You had to list your notable past lives on your job and school applications. There was tumblr discourse like “is it morally acceptable to kin someone else’s past life?” There were articles with headlines such as “how to cope if you find out you were a nazi in a past life.” Celebrities were getting callout posts based on their past lives. People would dox your lives. Ariana Grande was a founding father.

askfallenroyalty:

gazoline-membrane:

monsterslog:

oatmilkprincess:

- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock
- fluffy chicken day
- those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’
- all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice
- tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿?
- TUMBLR PROM
- everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse
- speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha
- FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY
- “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes)
- the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway
- the tumblr version of some nights by fun
- moreos guy
- when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao
- “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag”
- when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal
- those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean
- when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,,
- back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does

I dont remember even half of these???? what the fuck is mishapocalypse?????

God I wish I was you

dont forget the time steven universe tumblr destroyed a motel business with fake yelp reviews.

joshscorcher:

High level characters talking about their latest adventures.

askfallenroyalty:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

There’re no Midichlorians.

Only tiny microscopic Jedi.

#THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL

“Use the mitochondria, Luke”

Don’t take me down that road of writing lore for Jedi microbes.

Because I’ll go down that road.

liquidstar:

you know those posts that talk about young boy protagonists that wont kill and try to work things out through other methods like mob or aang… i feel like everyone completely ignored the fact that edward elric is also 100% one of those characters, we just dont see it because he just doesnt act like since hes so edgy and goth all the time, but (at least in mangahood) he upholds a really strict “no killing” code because he believes that a life is worth more than anything. alphonse elric is also a more conventional example of this since he’s all soft, but he’s technically the deuteragonist so he also gets left out a lot. also they both fight a LOT and arent afraid to hurt people, but they dont WANT to and they still would never kill because its so against their morals, they wouldnt even use a philosophers stone to get their bodies back. i think we owe the elric brothers an apology for excluding them when making posts about characters like that, they totally deserve to be included to imho

the one time that ed did kill someone was a complete accident and it haunted him and contributed to his PTSD

shieldsurf:

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red and purple when they found out zim killed miyuki:

red and purple when they found out zim killed spork:

silver-tongues-blog:

So, uh, I liked the new pesterquest chapter