sometimes you just have to put on your Fool’s Hat and accept that you are the traveling circus you seek in this world
Reblog this with a 6 word summary of your last d&d session
Mine is “Lost my religion eat a croissant”
Body swapping is not fucking fun.
Everyone’s a monster except the fighter
all warlocks are morally corrupt assholes
Not my fault you underestimated me.
(I was the thief that solved the puzzles to get access to the session Big Bad, snuck behind him to steal his magical control item, then used it to hijack the monster he had summoned to turn it against him.)
Wow, That could have gone better
beforus ancestors: highbloods!
(vriska with full dress in the second link)
(eridan image updated. link leads to original)
“Wait, what”
Context: We’re in this magic mansion that we’ve been to before, and are searching the place for any clues to the whereabouts of someone who used to live there. My Wizard is re-searching the person’s office even though she already searched it the first time.
DM: So, you check around the desk, look through the shelves, all that, and you really don’t find anything you didn’t already see before. *Shrugs like this was a fruitless search*
Me: Yeah, I just kinda go through the desk,
DM: Nothing new
Me, jokingly: Lift up the rug.DM: There’s a trap door.
Me: …Wait, what?
DM: *nods* A trap door.
Me, still in disbelief: Really? No joke?
DM: Yeah, really.
Me, in character: Holy shit, I was just being funny by checking under here, the fuck is this?
It ended up being a portal to the Elemental Plane of Earth. No big deal.
