janecrocker:

e8luhs:

english teacher: *says abscond*

me, known homestuck:

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Student: *says abscond*
Me, A Teacher:

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Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

professorcapybara:

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

kayliemalinza:

jedimagnus:

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

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because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

homestuck-scribbles:

imsotrancy2:

Where did the homestuck fandom go? And why am I still in it?

It’s still here. There is no escape.

totallycorrectpmdquotes:

Nuzleaf: Ya’ can’t dodge my T.H. Deathbomb!

Partner: Does the T.H. stand for-

Nuzleaf: Trucker Hat, yes!

Partner: Not my first guess.

apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

daddyhiccup:

dominicmeoward:

8bitavery:

w0wls:

stimman3000:

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When the effects dont load right

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Science side of tumblr pls explain

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

tariqah:

dzamieponders:

tariqah:

I still can’t facking get over how good FMA really is like that was what you call good fucking writing and what was best about Ed as a character was that his character development wasn’t about him losing his personality and becoming more nice and good and yada yada, his character development was about learning to respect and rely on the people around him. At the end of the day he was still Ed, but a more empathetic Ed… This is what you call good writing

Yeah he really overcame his shortcomings

Why hurt him like this

Because its fun to milk these jokes

masutrout:
“ So I’ve been reading through a lot of old game design docs recently just for the heck of it, and along the way I discovered that Kojima originally wanted to name Metal Gear Solid 2 ‘Metal Gear Solid 3′ solely for the sake of confusing...

masutrout:

So I’ve been reading through a lot of old game design docs recently just for the heck of it, and along the way I discovered that Kojima originally wanted to name Metal Gear Solid 2 ‘Metal Gear Solid 3′ solely for the sake of confusing literally everyone who played his games.

(Source)

polararts:

the-bi-writer:

killerchickadee:

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

zeshuetoral:

pewresearch:

As of April, 59% of U.S. adults who are eligible to vote are Gen Xers, Millennials or “post-Millennials.” Yet if past midterm election turnout patterns hold true, these younger Americans are unlikely to cast the majority of votes this November.

Time to break the mold! This year, everyone votes!

The only (peaceful) way to keep Trump and the Republicans in check, is to vote.

Register to Vote and Confirm or Change Registration

If you’re not voting against these people then you’re voting for them. You can’t bitch about what Trump is doing to this country if you’re not even attempting to do something about it.

listen i say this every time i see a voting post, but if there’s a barrier that keeps you from physically voting (like, you go to college in a different place than your permanent address, you have work/school, you’re home with kids, you’re disabled, etc) YOU CAN GET A MAIL IN BALLOT. 

It’s called “absentee voting”, and over half of states don’t even require any sort of documentation for you to get one. You can literally just. Request one. And then you can vote by mail ahead of time, saving yourself So. Much. Stress.

[info on how to get an absentee ballot in each state

Oregon has mail in ballots for everyone, and we consistently have high voter turn out, which is why I spread this info, every chance I can. 

Note: Also, technically your employer has to give you a couple hours off on election day if you’re working more than a certain number of hours, but losing paid hours isn’t an option for a lot of people. So get on that absentee request!

I’m going to get political for half a second and say absentee voting is really easy!

If you’re a little lost on who to vote forThis app assesses your political views and shows your % matches.

+A list of everyone who voted against net neutrality (Avoid voting for, so the internet stays free)
+Environmentally Supportive senators