Silver Tongue

kaban-bang:

vvendybird:

scoutthewise:

spacehunter-m:

I don’t know

I’ve never felt this close to fred in my whole life

Why is Fred in charge?

I don’t know

someone who admits when they dont know a thing will always make a better leader than someone confident in their ignorance

freyjawriter24:

queer-human-being:

aegipan-omnicorn:

tenitchyfingers:

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

Note the date, people:

That’s 1972

29 years before AVEN was started online,

and 47 years before the present.

And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.

So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.

supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this

It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.

Pig's idea for a prank

xxtc-96xx:

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Huey didn’t know she could go invisible

TC, do you think Pig would enjoy pizza, spaghetti or noodles?

xxtc-96xx:

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She appreciates spaghetti but beware noodle thieves

Nana sneaking in from @dxzziie

cherishedproperty:

vague-humanoid:

“The reality is workers have long been going ‘above and beyond’ and not getting paid for it.”

That’s the argument put forth Friday by the Economic Policy Institute (EPI), a progressive think tank with a long track record of popularizing research on wage suppression and runaway inequality.

“Everyone’s obsessed with a post-pandemic phenomenon called ‘quiet quitting,’” EPI wrote in an email. “It’s basically defined as workers just doing the basic requirements of their jobs and not going ‘above and beyond.’”

“But the reality is workers have long been going ‘above and beyond’ and not getting paid for it,” EPI continued. “We’re calling this phenomenon ‘quiet fleecing.’”

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same energy

pokemonheritageposts:

ohshitsomeonejust:

surprisedentistry:

tathracyn:

skarchomp:

I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

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Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list. 

Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods

#rabbits are just like that

Buneary freshly caught sitting in it’s pokeball

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Pokemon Heritage Post

courtesycalling:

ralsei addresses the allegations

ft. Wynton Yang, Bri


Edit: youtube upload here, please help me game the algorithm

sanctus-ingenium:

realistic art of two black horses fighting against a cloudy sunset backdrop. they are knee-deep in a field of barley and entangled together as one strikes at the other with its front hooves. the horses have no visible eyes. at the bottom of the picture there is a simplified cartoon style rendition of both horses with broken hearts drawn around themALT

get out of my school 💔 | print

krudman:

anderjak:

bravelion96:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.

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Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

Morticia Addams cutting the buds off roses, seeing Gomez reading a newspaper looking noticeably sad: Gomez, darling? What's wrong?  Gomez: The poor and downtrodden behead Jeffrey Bezos...  Morticia, now comforting Gomez: Oh, Gomez... You'll get your turn. Perhaps after the Koch brothers...  Gomez: Some people have all the fun...ALT