unclefather:

ingredience

ampledarling:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

Morpheus Orpheus Dorpheus

marimbamaestoso:

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

This much

ndiecity:

grawly:

feymark:

minfotibaken:

deaglen:

moist-ointment:

listentogames:

Super Mario Sunshine | Secret Course

This song = PREPARE TO BE STRESSED FUCKER

My god these stages drove me insane and also gave me super bad vertigo

THISS IS WHERE THIS SONG COMES FROM!? I’VE ONLY HEARD IT IN SUPER MARIO 64 DS

Motherfucking hatred

WAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOoooohhhhh

shitsuren-chama:

kindagayuwu:

tittiesmattel:

today i discovered the john mulaney bot twitter and it surpassed expectations

u could have told me thede were real John Mulaney tweets and i would have believed every word

krys-lil-corner:

tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie:

vision-serpentbassist:

panic-at-casualty:

knightoflodis:

thepioden:

Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read

Me

this reminds me of my favourite comic ever:

cenkrett:

nineteencigarettes:

I think it’s really weird that the average person needs a home and a car and an education to effectively function at all in a capitalist society but those things are all such an exorbitantly high price that the average person would never ever be able to pay for them one lump sum and thus we decided that upon entering adulthood every average person would likely have to sign their life away to various powerful banks to pay for these things and everyone was just like “Ok, that seems legit and not fucked up AT ALL.” and now it’s such an accepted and normalized part of society that everyone looks at you like you’re dumb for thinking it’s weird. I just think it’s really fucking weird.

Did you mean: explicitly malevolent?

starlightscape:

Oh my god they were tombmates. 

mygayassshenanigans:

GAY

hipsterenglishteacher:

Just two girls buried in a grave six feet apart

mama-angle:

themacklemorebrothers:

badjokesbyjeff:

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of congress.

jeff takes a stand

Kill em, Jeff

silver-tongues-blog:

this is probably barrys most emberassing cycle