pro-gay:

pro-gay:

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!

skrambled:

polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

alittlecheesy:

youjokebut:

gamer: did you play this game as a kid

me: no

gamer: i must be way older than u

me: actually i was just poor

Thank you for this

adamtots:

infinatedynamics:

adamtots:

janetbrown711:

adamtots:

Insensitive Care Unit (based on this tweet)

This low-key looks like loss…

who is loss

I know you did this on purpose.

Did what??

littlebabywheatthin:

(Gets rewarded when small tiny pixels on screen change slightly) (becomes arrogant due to this)

chaoticlesbian:

Lemonade with no alcohol in it? I think you mean Mike’s Flaccid

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

RUN BY

CUNTS

segabassfishing:

soloform:

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

gorillaz brain: feel good