Silver Tongue
chryseis:
“i feel like jade doesn’t get enough credit for being absolutely hilarious
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chryseis:

i feel like jade doesn’t get enough credit for being absolutely hilarious 

astrolunos:
“the best detective
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astrolunos:

the best detective

heartgf:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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kamehamehateyou:

“Jaded older character learns to become a father/second father figure to young protagonist(s)” trope is my kryptonite

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Feel free to add more! This is just all I could think of.

signoraviolettavalery:
“ haunted-meat:
“ dennator25:
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So this seems dumb…and it is…but it’s dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.
Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume...

signoraviolettavalery:

haunted-meat:

dennator25:

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So this seems dumb…and it is…but it’s dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.

Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.

7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.

3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.

So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.

And that’s how you get 100.

It’s ridiculous, but NASA has a culture of “overengineer absolutely everything to do with human safety, and then design around it” which is actually pretty cool.

Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like

I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.

memesandmagik:

nursery:

one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it

big water energy