keasby:

vampireapologist:

Don’t underestimate how badly I want to be around to name the next supercontinent

Pangea part 2 the gangs back together

futuredeadbranches:

may i offer… roomba  hal

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Bonus:

bustnuttington:

hardinhightown:

definitivly:

antiandrogen:

eat HIS pussy

My unfortunate catholic upbringing immediately made me think of God….

i can’t believe i just had to read hugh jackman’s yummy toes with my own two eyes

vriskanon:

What do you mean no middle ground the neutral zone is right there

dankmemeuniversity:

chefpyro:

sn0wbro:

how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows

Why is this seen as a standout thing when classic comic book superheroes include a guy who regularly makes blades coming out of his knuckles

bird-butt:

My biggest fantasy is becoming a multi-millionaire for the sole purpose of commissioning artists so when they give me the price I can say “Nah, this is worth, like, at least 250k” and then pay em that, a plus tip

flower-mortician:

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

Who the fuck changed this from Danny devito to markiplier