popokko:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

pembrokewkorgi:

Of all the negativity I can say about the 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, I can say redesigning the Mystery Machine was one of the worst things they did.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck is this?!  Why’s it got six wheels?!

So it’s easier to fuck

skarchomp:

gothmspacman:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

personfuckers

it’s people who have sex with real people in real life

personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man

theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
   
2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

lightlybow:

a113cowgirl:

I think my favorite thing about Kim Possible is how weirdly mundane it is, for being an action show. Like most other teen superhero shows are very dramatic with huge stakes, but Kim didn’t even have any powers. She was just an exceptionally good cheerleader, she didn’t even have a secret identity. The villain wasn’t even some big baddie with a tragic backstory and weird powers, he was just some crazy middle aged dude with a grumpy assistant that like just happened to live in the same town as Kim.

They ate fast food in like every episode. What even was Kim Possible.

brilliance is what it was

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