probablybadrpgideas:

Whenever a being with the fire or cold type is summoned, they must sing the entire Relevant Heat/Snow Miser song before they can do anything.

filibusterfrog:

dragons are people too

rosexknight:

I love how I’m Bolt as the group travels across the country you can see the U-Haul they were originally gonna travel is is seen in the background too.

rosexknight:

The most unrealistic thing about Bolt is that no human ever saw a stray dog that looked like the star of a popular TV show WITH a collar and didn’t even once report it.

daily-betas:
“it’s the greatest salamancer of all time…!!
”

daily-betas:

it’s the greatest salamancer of all time…!!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

sirobvious:

tilthat:

TIL that you technically COULD stop a hurricane by shooting at it, if you had ~5000 machine guns firing constantly into the wind for 24 hours straight.

via reddit.com

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.

considering how easy it is to get guns in america, this is very feasible

bellringerkat:

shiftythrifting:

Found at an antique mall in Lakeland, Florida

Admin Didi here, it is rare I feel the need to add anything to a submission, but this is a dead alien on a grandma couch and it is quite possibly the shiftiest thing to come across my inbox in the 5 years I’ve been running this shitshow.  Carry on.

Iosefka’s clinic.

fuckshitavenue:

piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just 

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