sweeterthanadonut:

daenerysbeauty:

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

Linguini:

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pdlcomics:
“Scares
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Zelda: *sees Wolf Link* Oh, you have a dog! *Looks around* Where did he sleep?
Link: *removing dog hair from clothes and bed* Anywhere he bloody likes.
verticalart:
“🍴
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is open minded uncle the father of gay cousin?

is open minded uncle the father of gay cousin?

daily-terezipyrope:
“hi im mod avocado and youre watching disney channel
”

daily-terezipyrope:

hi im mod avocado and youre watching disney channel

vampirestakecareofourown:

alphacrone:

why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees

that’s commonly called witchcraft, susan

grim-anatomist:

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

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(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

scraps-is-busy:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

  • broke high schooler
  • broke college student
  • freelance photographer
  • high school teacher
  • unpaid intern
  • pizza delivery guy
  • research assistant for doomed scientific project
  • guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
  • being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

Lets be honest, the only genius tech CEO Peter Parker is an evil version from the future. 

Case in point, Spider-Man: Edge of Time.

Spiderman isn’t dumb enough to make his tech public because he wouldn’t want any military or criminal use of it. He’s not Tony stark

taz-quotes:

Aubrey: [in awe] The perfect ‘phoon…

Duck: I’ve always heard tale of it, but I never thought I’d see it with my own eyes.

Aubrey: This is exactly how he would want to die.