epicmurdock:

epicmurdock:

When girls have periods? That’s mother nature.

When boys have periods? That’s brother nature.

When people beyond the binary have periods? That’s O T H E R N A T U R E

Finally this joke gets the reception it deserves

josephthehammer:

goddamnalientourists:

zinnia-apologist:

original-groove-rush:

Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

• Gandalf the Gray
• Gandalf the White
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night
• Benito Mussolini
• Blue Meanie
• Cowboy Curtis
• Jambi the Genie
• Robocop
• The Terminator
• Captain Kirk
• Darth Vader
• Lo-Pan
• Superman
• Every single Power Ranger
• Bill S Preston
• Theodore Logan
• Spock
• The Rock
• Doc Oc
• Hulk Hogan

I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on

A quick glance through the notes tells you who wasn’t there in 2007 just because they’re continuing the list

This is Mr Rogers erasure

They could totally kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

He deserves it for delivering a kick that could shatter blows into the crotch of Indiana jones

thevoidfish:

grawly:

can you rephrase the question

griffin wrote this, he knew exactly what he was doing

briizer:

Cleaned up old doodles I did at the beginning of season 2 

behold, the new order of the stone

yourplayersaidwhat:

After killing quite a few robed “cultist” enemies.

Kleptomaniac Cleric: “It was very nice of them to give us these robes.”

Morally compromised druid: “Yes, yes it was.”

galway-bae:

the adventure zone has done it AGAIN destroying me with new episodes

roskiiart:

spiroandthelacktones:

fistinginferno:

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

Yeah that’s jack black

highlybread:

Similarities between taz and critical role

1. A firewielding magic person is traumatized by having killed their parent through their magic
2. A lesbian owns a pet with an academic title.
3. A large shop of magical wonders is owned by a big hairy guy.
4. A Travis vores a magic stone.
5. They all become pirates at one point.
6. A poor boy just wants to protect his forrest.

micahulrichdraws:

Check out this cup I found, it’s really neat and I think you’d really get a kick out of it.

gearholder:

The Hulk bit Steven Rogers