deadgoliath:
“ isei-silva:
“ But hear me out yo
Tail bags
”
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* YOU’RE HIRED
”

deadgoliath:

isei-silva:

But hear me out yo

Tail bags

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* YOU’RE HIRED

feedeeadventures:

butmuhgains:

meco-official:

loafed-beans:

meco-official:

gaypunching:

It’s that time of year again!

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You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

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My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

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FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

shephardlovesyou:

zillion-ronald-manus:

someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay

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aeritus:
“It has been… a while ;P
Commissions - RedBubble - ForFansByFans - Buy Me A Coffe
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sm980:

Malcolm in the Middle: Season 13 episode 4: The Beta

positive-memes:
“Dedication
”

positive-memes:

Dedication

pembrokewkorgi:

feazelbal:

dapperdevilman:

canary-yellow-dad:

darkseid:

honestly this sums up wolverine so well

he said he was going hunting and ororo was like “you’d kill innocent animals for sport???”

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no.   he just wants to pet a deer

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friends

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It’s a thing he does

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The deer looks so insulted in this pic, tho.

Canadian hunting

cerastes:

daisenseiben:

robin-tinderfox:

tilthat:

TIL Ninja where required to learn the crafts of several civilian jobs in order to more easily infiltrate enemy positions, and they would rarely if ever wear black clothes.

via ift.tt

I didn’t think Ninjas were real, just spy’s and sometimes assassins but no one you’d specifically call “ninja”

Ninja is something of an affectation from later eras being backwards projected onto history. However, there were a number of groups that specialized in infiltration, sabotage, assassination, espionage and other “irregular warfare” tactics, often passed down in familial lines. The Iga clan of the Tokugawa period is a notable example. 

The general distinction for the historical ninja groups as opposed to someone who just performed irregular warfare (like a guerrilla or a spy), was that the ninja in question had to be a mercenary, operating outside of the feudal hierarchy, and had to be a professional, so no slitting throats as a side-hobby.

Hey, wanna know why the modern idea of ninja is “wears black clothes”?

These are “Kuroko”.

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Kuroko are men and women fully dressed in black and that wear tabi on their feet. They are Kabuki theater stagehands. When they are on stage, the audience is supposed to ignore them, pretend they aren’t there, as they are “special effects”, not people per se on the stage.

Well, see, some Kabuki plays liked to play with this idea.

In certain plays, a notorious character will suddenly get stabbed by a Kuroko and die. This is shocking to the audience because Kuroko are just straight up not supposed to exist as people or characters in the play, but suddenly, one of these special effects just murdered someone. Then, they’d remove the face covering veil and reveal they were one of the characters all along.

It was a meta manner of narrative, basically. A plot twist, if you will.

That’s why the modern image of Ninja was derived from Kuroko: Unexpected Assassins, striking when no one is supposed to strike, and gone like the wind, just like that.

“Ninja” actually looked like this:

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Just your regular run of the mill peasant.

That was the entire point.

To not be noticed. To be one with the crowd.