Silver Tongue

sunshinesalmon:

astraldemise:

heturnedleft:

astraldemise:

galaxyaxolotl1:

astraldemise:

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

?

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If you’re going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they’re some color other than brown.

(I have opinions about things)

the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us

op didn’t even say brown

i think the mushroom trader might be colour blind

diva-viva:
“ #i love how fma #sets up equivalent exchange as this whole giant thing that cannot be broken #this universal law of truth #and then uses the whole series as a way of deconstructing it #and it acknowledges that yes in life there will be...
chefpyro:
“vahkas:
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“ dunmer-dovahkiin:
“ radiantraiment:
“Did You Know: In Saarthal, when Tolfdir says “I’ve never seen this in Nordic ruins before. Look at all these coffins!”, he’s referencing the ceiling rather than the tombs on the...

chefpyro:

vahkas:

chefpyro:

dunmer-dovahkiin:

radiantraiment:

Did You Know: In Saarthal, when Tolfdir says “I’ve never seen this in Nordic ruins before. Look at all these coffins!”, he’s referencing the ceiling rather than the tombs on the walls?

never once in my life and hours of gameplay have i ever looked up in this chamber

you could probably write a paragraph or two about how they could have led the player’s eye upwards in some way since this is legit some cool environment design but they just completely failed to cause the player to see it

Wouldn’t it genuinely be as easy as Tolfdir saying “Whoa, look up there!”

yes. it would.

beetledrink:
“god i HATE it when shit i saw on facebook actually makes me laugh
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beetledrink:

god i HATE it when shit i saw on facebook actually makes me laugh

madlori:
“Of all the things this trashfire of an administration produced, the Monica Lewinsky Renaissance was admittedly one I did not expect, but I am HERE FOR IT.
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madlori:

Of all the things this trashfire of an administration produced, the Monica Lewinsky Renaissance was admittedly one I did not expect, but I am HERE FOR IT.

mcelroy-fam-blog:

ruimtetijd:

transbloke:

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Some of us are brave enough to do it twice!

Me @ trans people with the guts to do it twice:

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They are truly amazing

terezis:
“this is very silly
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autisticangus:
“the only true ally
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autisticangus:

the only true ally

kinky-space-nerd:

pipistrellus:

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

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There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

shipperwolf1:

placeholdername69:

millennial-review:

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@ everyone in the notes saying they want to see the calculations…I mean google is literally free but hey I’ve got nothing better to do rn

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So you’d have around $962,390,000

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And yeah, while $962,390,000 is a lot, it isn’t a billion and it is also still much, much less than 1.5 billion, for those of you who are just that bad at math 🙃

So the op of the tweet is correct, you wouldn’t be a billionaire and you wouldn’t make what Jeff Bezos does in a week. I feel like this really wasn’t that hard but it’s w/e ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Eat. The. Rich.