theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

revolvreocelot:

sarcasmshield:

That’s not the only thing he’s gonna eat at pride.

this is the only fucking response i’ll allow on this post shejdjshskdhskhs

im sure hes gonna be eating a certain kind of head

reverend-pootis:

totallyamoderator:

mojang-official:

totallyamoderator:

mojang-official:

test post do not reblog

someone who knows how to read tell me what this says

it says, “test post, do not reblog”

Oh ok, i won’t reblog it

dykelburnham:

I was unfamiliar with the show, and this was the first episode I ever watched. My first impression of Julian was “that guy who thought it would be a good idea to have sex with his great-grandma via time travel”

My main takeaway from this episode was that the crew of ds9 are all raging horndogs, and their Captain is just fucking DONE and so, so tired of dealing with them, and tbh my first impression wasn’t wrong

whereisthecoffeee:

Ok so a hot take on the DBH universe: I’m not buying into the whole anti-android mentality that is going around there. The people with this mentality we see are all around middle-aged. They are all a mix of millenials and gen z. You can not just come into my house, look into my eyes and tell me this bunch ass of vines, memes and equality loving generation is full on hatin on the androids. No bitch. As soon as some shit has googly eyes taped to it we assign it feelings. We give things names that are like… a duster. We cry over broken roombas. Do not tell me we wouldn’t have, from the start on, bonded with this human lookin androids in our houses. They speak and have eyes and fingers and stuff. We would have bonded immediately. The android rebellion would have started as soon as we got them. We would have tried to make them go deviant ourselves. We would have sat them down and tried to get a twitch of deviancy out of our new buddy as soon as the door was closed behind us. So don’t come here tellin me people hate androids. Na bitch, wrong generations.

we are the ones currently thirsting for connor. we are all robot fuckers. there is a 0% chance that we would be the ones against them.

hickeywiththegoodhair:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

all those senators voting to have kavanaugh be supreme court justice like….. you guys are really trying hard not to be re-elected huh

jelloapocalypse:

pussykraken:

pussykraken:

lovestruck-derpy:

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