This Entity spawned from the pain that the sudden death of choking causes, both physically and emotionally. It wanders the world gasping for breath as its body is composed of several choking hazards such as the cherry pits that cover its hands or the chicken physiology that make up its feet. When it scratches the bone thats lodged in its neck, it means that someone nearby is biting off more than they can chew.
buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains
Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead
this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn’t dead. “likely dead.” the fact that it’s a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is “likely” deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa’s body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia facebook roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for 7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone
I don’t ever remember writing that, when did I write that
everything about this is cursed
Jimmy Hoffa hacked a hetalia blog to make a single post
When you die, someone else’s life flashes before your eyes. You awaken to find yourself in their place.
And they wake up in yours. It is now your quest to find each other, despite not having a single idea where the other might be
Finally a soulmate AU without any strange marks appearing on your skin
This is during the zombie apocalypse because You Already Died.
major plot hole: fixed
You have no idea where the other is because you have no control over the other’s body as both of you became zombies. Their body wander around aimlessly while you wait to see your own which is slowly becoming less recognizable as time goes by.
Another major plot hole: fixed
This got ten times better!
Is that way zombies are constantly looking for brains? They’re not trying to eat them, they’re just in the wrong body and want to find their brain
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
