Silver Tongue

she’s a dumbass jock but she’s valid

nitramgniknilra:
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
Boomer memes are taking a brave stance against basic safety
In my day we DIED
and we LIKED IT

outofcontextdnd:

“What sort of skill check is mothering?”
[shouted from the other room]: “Survival!”

say-never:

I like big boys
itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys
inner city boys
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard,
I like a clean face
I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste
From the playboys
to the gay boys
Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

yourplayersaidwhat:

Arcane Trickster: I use Tasha’s Hideous Laughter on the dragon.
DM: Tasha’s Hideous Laughter doesn’t work on creatures whose intelligence is four or less.
Bard, in a Shaggy voice: Like, gee, I’m smarter than a dragon, Scoobs!

wikigiuli:

You can’t just make everything better by singing some STUPID SONG!!!

ziraseal:

this looks like the loading screen for the best video game ever

emergency commissions

silver-tongues-blog:

I desparately need money fast. my brakes need replacing and i cannot work until that happens. i dont have enough money to get them replaced let alone to last until the i get my next paycheck. please consider buying a commission from me
Heres my art tag if you want more examples of my art

entraptacommitstaxevasion:

When your fave goes absolutely off the fuckin rails

Gluttony: I will eat your shower curtains
Ed: But I have glass doors..
Gluttony: Crunchity Munchity