hypnotic-flow:

d-voldo:

A lesson that we can’t afford not to be taught.

let’s spread this again and again and again

belladonianoir:

lizawithazed:

get-yr-social-work-rage-on:

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

Toontober Day 5: Plant

In this world, its toon or be tooned

I think undertoon would be a great AU

toxicsketches:

Day 5: Chicken and Couple. I… Honestly don’t know what to say about this one.

Goth isnt wearing black, its a way of life. What you wear doesnt make you goth what makes you goth is how you are. You could be blond with a pink dress that has a golden flower on it and still be goth because youre a badass that takes shit from nobody and has death as your personal bitch.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

average-trickster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thefrysh:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theblehthatbloos:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

cloacatak:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

I love the implication here that witches just want to be loving parents to the children they want. I’ve fought with fake witches in the past, but maybe real ones are cool.

why, what do people think witches do with firstborns

Kinda like what we use Aloe Vera for.

i wish you hadn’t said that

Never has a text post confused me more than this one

aloe vera leaf broken open to expose the gel

you keep it at home, give it water and somehow it lives long enough for you to use its body water for almost all purposes 

i wish you hadn’t said that

lemonlimebitcoin:

lemonlimebitcoin:

listen I literally identify with sollux the most out of any of the characters in this wretched comic we all adore, so know it comes from a loving place when i say that he really didn’t do anything at all. like im thinking about this guy and rereading moments with him, thinking about doing a small comic or some shit and he literally didn’t do anything. his biggest moment where he gave his life powering a ship was immediately followed by him actually being chill and fine and totally good. 

he literally just decided to not participate in the primary conceit of half of the dialogue. its like if one of the characters from friends decided to mind their fucking business and not get to know any of their neighbors. 

sollux literally just wants to hold hands with aradia, yell at/with karkat, and talk to feferi about how much he misses aradia. if anything else is involved he’s not interested. he literally was so uninvested in everyones issues that he barely appears in anything involving the ending or earth C. 

i began this as a snide and goofy critique of the use of his character but honestly it just makes me respect him more. this is how he would have wanted it. let him and his ghost gf be freaky cryptids. hes happy.

its true and you should say it.