starbirbz:

The Legend of Zelda girls

turing-tested:

why is komeada at pride

its fingers in his ass sunday

hotmeat89:

hedonisticallystoic:

hotmeat89:

hedonisticallystoic:

hotmeat89:

Update from hell town

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

But… But why not?

im shy.

thatferrybroad:

hel1anthus-annuus:

ms-demeanor:

onemoretallymark:

bebe-benzenheimer:

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

how i sleep when I’m pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should’t be spread by reblogging it, that’s for sure.

2ft1st:

niggazinmoscow:

It’s been 10 years???? Omfggggg

jadeisthenamee:

gayteenhipster:

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

^^^^

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

nerdgul:

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

outofcontextdnd:

sindri42:

outofcontextdnd:

The appendix is the Brussels sprout of the body.

False brussels sprouts rarely explode and kill you.

what kind of B Sprouts you eatin’?

as someone with IBS i can confirm that Brussels sprouts are like an appendix

littlestpersimmon:

my favorite trope is “small creatures with immeasurable courage saves the world”