Ah yes the mauraders
James potter
Peter short person
wolf wolf
and dog black
i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches
leeches are for treating an excess of blood. an excess of black bile is treated with mercury-based laxatives. smfh
are you questioning my craft
yes, i am. everyone knows imbalances of different humours are solved with different treatments. leeches for blood, laxatives for black bile, emetics for yellow bile, apophlegmatisms for phlegm. it’s simple and honestly i’m ashamed that you’re disseminating misinformation like this
Bq i love your hcs so much,,, can i ask about Mutant hcs?
Anonymousyeet i got u
- even tho they’re technically just a mutant version of lime, they’ve got a lot of WEIRD physiology that’s unique to them, ie nub horns = mutant trait. body temp is closer to humans than golds or olives, and also as they age their hair loses pigment and they go gray/white
- body hair! do other trolls have body hair that isn’t on their heads? rarely. do mutants? ALWAYS. hairy little bastards.
- about 50% have carapace plating on their outer arms, legs, and backs (thank @ciravaesthetic & @official-spec for this one, lmfao). it’s mostly vestigial and just kind of a weird evolutionary throwback tbh but it looks cool so,
- have the weirdest transition from kid to adult via molt. most trolls like, still resemble the OG version of themselves once coming out of that cocoon. mutants do too but they get like, a horrifying second coming of new traits. go in as a shrimpy kid with 0 muscle definition? cool, you’re coming out absolutely shredded and with tits, for some reason
What if the mutation essentially makes them a blank slate and they are genetically compatible with humans and carapicians without any risk of health problems in the child
Halfway through character creation, with no warning, start a combat encounter. Characters only have any abilities they have managed to get on their sheet by that point.
october third on tumblr is like
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ON THIS DAY TWO CHILDREN BURNED THEIR HOUSE DOWN AND JOINED THE MILITARY SO THEY COULD BULLY GOD INTO GIVING THEM THEIR BODIES BACK
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