Silver Tongue

royai-owns-my-soul:

liquidstar:

silver-tongues-blog:

they were probably cheering on the 10000 year old virgin

liquidstar:

Can’t stop thinking about how if every soul in Hohenheim’s philosopher stone is sentient and aware of what’s going on that means they had to watch when he and Trisha fucked

Hohenheim: *finishes inside her*

The Twitch chat in his soul:

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you got demon vibes but in a good way

scraps-is-busy:

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*signs without reading*

You are a demon. But a lesser one. Like an Imp.
Anonymous

yis i will bite your ankles and steal your soul

Goblin
Anonymous

im drinkin powerade mixed with fanta out of a big gulp and it looks like piss and tastes like hurting teeth so thats absolutely valid

Too Many Npcs

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Hey Durn (npc) its your turn

…….

Player:…you’re Durn….

DM: FUck

thedicepaladin:

The perfect line for an intimidation check: 

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lywinis:

captain-snark:

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

yeah sure poor people who are also bad with money exist but it’s still not an excuse to justify not paying your employees a livable wage.

like mr. billionaire with the 8th yacht this week is going to preach to poor people buying a new couch they probably didn’t need but wanted because their kids fucked up the other one.

fuck off.

poor person: i got new clothes for work because i’m expected to look good for work and now i’m kinda worried about if i’ll be able to pay some bills this month. oof.

rich person with an eight-thousand-dollar suit who drives a tesla: you should spend your money less frivolously.

poor person: i took my kid out to a restaurant for their birthday and now i’m having trouble paying for gas.

rich person who underpays said poor person: you know you can save hundreds of dollars just by not buying all your coffee at cafes.

poor person: i genuinely don’t know what planet you live on but i do not buy coffee at a cafe.

rich person: why does no one appreciate my great financial advice?

poor person: finally got a food card because i’ve been struggling to afford food

rich person who knows full well all jobs require you have a phone: just sell your phone. you know … something that will get you money once and then you’ll never be able to replace it… effectively losing yourself money.

poor person: hey, quick question, but do you ever listen to yourself talk? like do you ever really think about what you’re saying? just wondering.

i also just wanna say … poor people will always have more reason to spend their money on things that are socially considered frivolous compared to the wealthy.

rich people don’t need a 7th yacht to make themselves happy but like … a poor person struggling under crushing poverty buying something that makes them happy is always a more justifiable expense.

why are we pretending rich people need 90% of the shit they waste their money on and instead focusing in on poor people in rare instances of buying expensive things for themselves.

rich people believe that refrigerators are a luxury item 

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Just for reference as to how old this fucking graphic is. Rich people do not give a shit about you. Stop justifying their existence.

the only place a rich person should be is under the blade of a guillotine

blastbeatbisexual:

tanoraqui:

bookshelfpassageway:

I know “Bring Me To Life” is possibly the biggest meme of a song ever to exist, but yknow what?

it slaps

end of story

hot take: most meme songs are memes in part because they are genuinely catchy. If they weren’t, people wouldn’t tolerate listening to them the requisite number of times to be a meme.

Also they re-recorded the song in 2017 without the stupid male vocals that their record label forced them to add in 2003, and it’s actually fucking breathtaking

terefah:

terefah:

adhd is literally just always like “that’s for future me to deal with”

i could literally be bleeding out on the floor and adhd would be like don’t worry about it man you have plenty of time to sort that out

ive had a nasty cough for about a year that i keep telling myself i’ll get checked out later

runcibility:

bethofaus:

thvndermag:

www.instagram.com/kocopaly/

!!!!!!

Meanwhile, back at the planetarium:

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