HAppy OCTOBER 3RD,, remember to burn your house down so that there’s no looking back and years later your estranged dad will finally come home and be like “where the fuck’s my house”
I knew a server who would take a cigarette with her to work and sit at the smoker’s table holding it when she needed a break. She didn’t light it or pretend to puff, she just sat there with it between her fingers. Most of the managers never noticed. The one who did told her to get back to work and she replied “I’m taking a smoke break” and stared him down. He realized that if he denied her a smoke break he’d have to do it to everyone else, so he walked away
Picked up cigarettes for a while for the smoke breaks while I worked as a server at a steakhouse
Wow I just realized work often accommodates people who smoke but not people with disabilities or medical conditions
Why are people working allowed to take random ass smoke breaks??? Imagine taking a break during work time to drink wine or some shit. I’m not even allowed to drink water behind the cash register, but you’re allowed to leave and smoke? Bitch ass
Never ironically indulge in a niche fetish because soon it wont be ironic anymore and you won’t be able to get aroused by anything less than someone being absorbed into some girls swollen knees
