Silver Tongue

droct0:

foxthebeekeeper:

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

error-404-fuck-not-found:

domina-honoribila:

prokopetz:

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

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i made a new christmas carol

42ismynumber:
“ kksshootingstar:
“ puto-el-que-lo–lea:
“ midnght-sxn:
“ sexaulity:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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Damn I wanna see the next guy over
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what kind of wattpad shit
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There’s so much going on here. 1)A dude painting the other dude from...

42ismynumber:

kksshootingstar:

puto-el-que-lo–lea:

midnght-sxn:

sexaulity:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Damn I wanna see the next guy over

what kind of wattpad shit

There’s so much going on here. 1)A dude painting the other dude from across him as if he were his muse, 2)said dude has been keeping the same pose and expression for as long as it took dude A to draw him. 3) Guy next to him is drawing what looks like a portrait of Death, maybe indicating that Death itself is somewhere in the room but out of frame 4)They look like high school students yet both of them happen to be able to draw really good in MS Paint 5)even though they are using a MOUSE
Like, what are probabilities of all this happening at the same time in the same room? This pic might as well be cursed

Also- why is the wall so fucked up? Where are they??

That’s just how public school is

adurot:

galuby:

saintofpride201:

marsapartment:

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*

Bane:

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“be careful with my trees”

“I

KNOOOW”

Spoiler, he set the trees on fire.

madeleineengland:

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#RememberOctober3rd

 “A lesson without pain is meaningless”

water-writer:

aninounettear:

and die

i wasnt ready for that 

paper-mario-wiki:

every single day you people drive me closer and closer to turning media share off

clitfisto:

chase: if you were a ghost what colour would you be don’t say pink

penny:

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justsomeantifas:

fattyatomicmutant:

justsomeantifas:

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves… 

and so he deleted.

It was the 23 cock vore and hyper breast images I submitted ever so kindly to his box.

god bless our troops.

wow he quit after only a few mildly strange fetishes? what a coward