Goretober Day 1: Accident
While I’m happy with this overall, esp because I never really do backgrounds, I’m kinda sad because I don’t think I telegraphed the story very well. Link not only misjudged his jump, but misjudged his fall, and now hyrule will be without their hero until he dies his painful and agonizing death and is reborn once more~
Also this is more of a “mistake” than an accident but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol he should have just rolled when landing
wuqs:
Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.
I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.
why did you start a competition that you’ve already won
We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, “Bro, I need some gamer fuel,” and kissing each other.
This isn’t a cute relationship post. “We” are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.
bro i think you got 3 boyfriends
Hell yeah.
the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days
like I’m barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I’ve seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don’t stand a chance they’re just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.
Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called “sucker” because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said “ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself”
