here’s my piece for the @pro8lematicfanzine!
meenah rights!
the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao
OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.
Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range
now we understand why every game console is an xbox
The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour
Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault
But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before
Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground
anyone remember that episode of king of the hill where that there was like one woman found out her husband cheated on her so she waited in a dumpster with a shotgun but when climbing in accidentally shot herself and the entire episode was basically a murder mystery?
you ever just get the urge to donate blood
yes. every weekend. theres a blood bank just down the street from where i live
[first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
op weve talked about your url
